Finally u came!!

Yeah, u noe wat, after exactly 3mths of MIA, finally 'she' arrived last Sunday morning..and after I've spent $100 on my gynae to report on 'her' missing..After I was being 'f**ked* by tat tiruan 'btg' to check if there's any extraordinary 'kutil' which i used to have in my ovary..And definitely after I've took those small pills just to invite this friend of mine.. *sigh* $100 for to invite u back..Here's my small note to my 'friend'...
"My dear friend, ko ingat ko sungguh super VIP eh??$100 tukar duit rupiah, jadi org kaya aku kejap @ Batam tau!!"
And here's her reply :"Oi Siti Suhailah, dah bagus tu aku datang..walaupun diundang secara paksa.. Kalau aku tak datang terus,konpem ko meraung 3hari 3mlm tau..Kerana itu mungkin bermakna ko akan mendapat kawan baru atau pun, menopause..nie lah dia manusia tak pernah bersyukur..Aku tampar karang!!!baru ko tau! "

Dan aku.. terus saje terdiam..Sorry guys..ku harap korang tak boring membaca post giler aku nie..